-Or- “Why I Don’t Have Pictures of My New Socks”
Knittymama: Hey, did you delete my sock pictures off the camera?
Little Man: Yeah. I needed space to make a movie.
KM: But I hadn’t put them on the computer yet. I needed them for my blog post tonight. You’re not supposed to use that camera, anyway.
LM: You can take more.
KM: But it’s dark out now, they won’t look as nice.
LM: Mom, they are dumb looking socks anyway.
KM: You think my socks look dumb? Why do they look dumb?
LM: I don’t know… they’re just dumb. The colors are dumb.
KM: Brown and turquoise are not dumb. And you’re not supposed to use that camera.
LM: We’ll those are dumb looking socks and you shouldn’t put them on your blog. And I want my own camera.
KM: Yeah, like I’m going to buy a camera for a kid who tells me my socks are dumb. And I’m not buying you a camera anyway.
LM: But mom, they ARE dumb.
KM: I think I just need to leave the room now.